Amal > Beyonce

Every time one of these mooks says “You’re not here for the right reasons” (meaning the other fella is) I roflcopter because it’s a TV show about making out. You are in your mid twenties, and you are on TV show to make out for public consumption. “the right reasons” hohohoho.

This season has been mostly disappointing until last night because HOLY SHIT that was the best fucking thing ever. Blake making fart noises and shit was TVs best moment this year.

I don’t know, maybe it was Stockholm Syndrome or something, but by the end of it I hated Blake more than Lucas, and sort of felt a little endeared towards Lucas. His response to Blake’s attack at the end seemed genuine, and right, and he’s just a silly guy who’s on a silly show with a bunch of serious bros,…

My most starred comment I ever had on Jezebel was me admitting that I feel that Bradley Cooper is a psychopath. He just scares me - those empty blue eyes... Shudder.

Then something’s clearly off, because they’re all getting fat pockets while their constituents can’t even afford healthcare.

So to you limiting the millions they take in equals paying them crap?

None of our issues will be fixed until they put a limit on how much politicians can earn in office and restrict them from being paid for enacting policy.

The problem is that Democrats have done a very poor job of nurturing rising stars, and part of that I think has to do with an aging leadership that refuses to relinquish power.

I’m hearing great things about an up and coming Democrat named Arnold Frump...

She trades cigarettes for cheese slices.

A spoon of really good organic peanut butter is pretty much what I eat every day when I get home, so I can make dinner without passing out.

He seems off in general and something about him scares me.

A Perfect Murder star Gwyneth Paltrow

Irina and Bradley’s relationship has weirded me out ever since those pictures of her crying while he glared at her were published.

Speaking as an American, that’s the attitude that gets you a Donald Trump (or a Theresa May) and their cabal of greedy fuckwits running countries into the ground. Believe me, there’s fucked, and then there’s well and truly fucked, and they are sooooo not the same. Please, beg everyone you know not to vote for the…

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The “gun control” tweet was the worst.

...and about our Secretary of State,

I don’t want trump visiting America.