Her Social Security Number is ‘3'.

Sorry fans of Bachelor in Paradise, expect this season to be the last. Bachelor in Paradise gets material from the interactions of the cast, and the most dramatic (and interesting) tend to involve drunk people and/or sexual activity. Filming has resumed but there are new rules about drinking and sex, and under those…

But they also got Sandra Lee to be the bartender.

most people consider endless hours of practice hard

People keep saying she’s beautiful but

I’m so afraid of becoming a mom for many reasons, but this one is high up there. Man, why are they so insufferable???? Everything ties back to them being moms and the kids. You wanna drink wine? Just say it’s because it’s fucking delicious, not because “omg, the little monsters are driving me nuts”. You wanna get a…

Mom? Holy shit. That was my mom’s name, too.

Me, before I read the article: What country hates him the most? Those are my people. That’s where I’m moving.

Except when we didn’t.

I thought some of her dogs (I think at one point she had 10 or 11) died under dodgy circumstances? I could be wrong. But I’m really not a fan of people who carry small dogs around on their arm all day long. The dog doesn’t want to go to Kitson’s (RIP).

What should North name her puppy?

I like bully dogs like mastiffs and bulldogs and pugs and boston terriers, but there’s just too many health problems in pretty much every breed of that type, and I think the entire model we use for dog breeding needs to be replaced by something that avoids extreme traits (very flat faces, very large or small dogs,…

Rule 1: Anything that’s aimed to attract undue attention, this isn’t inherited, cultural, or traditionally ceremonial: you’ve fucked up.

It’s all about shapes and flourishes. Novelty hats, like the spaghetti one, would never be worn by aristocrats. They might splash out on a tilted hat, like the octopus hat (which is clearly the most expensive hat featured here) but that hat could be worn for another 5 years.

My fear is that they need it in place, at least temporarily, so they can manufacture a reason that it should be permanent. What that would look like is extremely terrifying and fuck I’m tired of this administration’s relentless determination to make everyone not white, male, and rich scared out of their minds on a…

Since Trump is “outraged” that Obama did not do anything to Russia because of their meddling, then what is Trump going to do now that admits that they meddled? Sanctions?

If the justification for the travel ban was so they could take 90 days to improve vetting (which is already extensive but anyway), that 90 days that has long since already passed. Why do we still “need” the damn travel ban?

They make these gewgaws because they allow aspirational shoppers to own a luxury item. It’s like buying a Louis Vuitton keychain.

I unabashedly loved them all. Especially the octopus looking one because Cephalopods rock.  

THIS IS THE REAL VILLAIN.....and I wish more people knew this. 45 is just a useful idiot...a temporary bull in the china shop...we can sweep up his damage.