This bitch has an office in the White House and attends meetings with heads of state and she is claiming she TRIES TO STAY OUT OF POLITICS??? Wtf. The gall.

I took screen shots of my ex’s texts where he detailed what he did to me, backed them up using a separate program, and saved it all to my Gmail account. I’m still afraid people won’t believe me. I just feel more secure with evidence stashed away in case I ever need it.

Yes, please! I hate that term so much. How is anyone supposed to take you seriously of you call yourself a “girlboss?” That seems counterproductive and like something I would have called myself when I was 7 and playing with my Barbies. A “girl” is not someone who runs a company. Can you imagine a male CEO calling…

Good — and let’s hope the next step is the word “girlboss” being canceled from the English language.

Can we discuss this

Ok I need to know the specifics on this.

You need a toe? Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.... With nail polish.

It’s amazing how the Trump brand is almost carbon copy, and yet, much uglier than the originals.

You’ve never heard of Schrodinger’s entrepreneur? She’s responsible for all her company’s success, and also has nothing to do with her company. She really can do it all! Amazing.

I thought that was weird too, but I think it’s a clue that somewhere there’s a Democratic President right now. We just have to get to that timeline.

Kylie legit looks like a 40-year-old Real Housewive. She’s 19. Kendall has also had stuff done to her face but at least it’s discreet.

I honestly think that the Stern show is what brought Mentalism (and unfortunately comedy roasts) back into the mainstream. Stern was a huge fanboi of that stuff.

We execute people for:

Why the Banksy hate Jezebel? This article sounds like the kid at school who is too cool for EVERYTHING and hates it ALL.

“If I Did It: The Cosby Edition”

Didn’t his lawyers try to halt the trial because he is going blind and he is frail? How quickly someone bounces back when there is a profit to be made.

He has a history of recording people, and he is enamored enough with Richard Nixon (for some reason) that I think it was completely believable that he might have recorded their conversations.

Someone telling you how important and amazing they are is pretty offputting. I’d put tha “wop” in there on purpose just to annoy them.

There were, like, a lot of cool things about the 90's, I swear it. Why are the most annoying trends the ones that are coming back?

Because rich Americans don’t want to pay taxes, and they’ve suckered non-rich Americans into thinking they’ll somehow benefit from rich people getting more tax breaks.