It’s so weird...there are so few pictures where Dolt 45 is smiling. Yet here, when everyone else is looking so miserable, he looks like he just heard that he’ll be getting four scoops of ice cream.

Why did Melania and Ivanka dress all in black? That’s not necessary. Did they think they were going to a funeral? Ivanka looks like she’s trying to pose as the Madonna, while Melania looks like she’s about to be walked to her own execution.

When she and Ryan Reynolds got engaged a friend of mine called them “a perfectly matched set of golden retrievers” and that is the only thing I can think of when she shows up in my feed.

Top pic looks like the start of a horror movie. Also, this would have been better with Jude Law/young pope.

And they aren’t Catholic. You’re right, it’s like playing dress up. I hate to criticize their dress since they have every right to wear whatever the fuck they want, but it just seems like an odd choice for two fashion conscious women to wear, basically funeral clothes on a state visit, during the springtime. They just…

Absolutely sickening that these women cave in to misogynistic Islamist pressure to cover their heads.

Really though, why are the women both dressed in all black with veils? Is this something I don’t understand because I’m not Catholic?

Yes. I want the Rich family to join forces with all the Sandy Hook families and Comet Ping Pong and sue Hannity and Jones into oblivion.

Some day, GOP voters will figure out its possible to pay taxes AND receive government benefits - in fact, most of them do! - and it’s not a competition between “makers and takers.” Unfortunately, they’ll figure this out only after the government is in smouldering ruins, and then they’ll wonder why their lives are so…

But could someone explain what’s happened to her ?widow’s peak? It’s like that girl from 16 and Pregnant. Why??

Do they no longer sentence people to the mental asylum hospital?

Watching the video of Twitterfingers at the Western Wall, I was struck by two things:

And when he gets out, he’ll do more of the same. Chronic offender.

Phew, thank god we don’t have that accomplished gracious black lady deplaning Air Force One dressed in shorts, according to my conservative relative, that was directly a part of Obama humiliating us on the world’s stage. I’m not sure how this FOX News wet dream of a presidency ends, but it will be bizarre and awful…

Also, in that gif it looks like she shaved her baby hairs or white woman’s “widow’s peak” hairline. Looks weirdly buzzed in the front. What is that? Did she shave her hairline? What’s going on?

I genuinely don’t get why people were so obsessed with this girl in the first place.

Vibing some records? What the fuck does that even mean?

Aside from the “I won’t call them monsters” line being not much more than a means of the president redirecting attention to himself and his own, implicitly superior, thought process, it’s worth pointing out that it does the very thing it claims it’s not doing. “I won’t call them monsters....” No? It seems like you…

When you are propagandizing about your enemies it is always better to describe them as evil genius’ - as dangerous as a cornered bear and always probing for weakness. It gets your side’s back into the fight. If you describe them as idiots, or “losers” it makes them seem less dangerous and makes people feel like they…

The “I won’t call them monsters” bit of theater is literally nothing but a means of making it about himself. It’s nothing more or less than a variation of “did you see what I did there? Aren’t I clever?” He’s supposed to be expressing deeply felt emotions of condolence, and he can’t find a way to do it that doesn’t…