This show is still a treasure, and such a perfect encapsulation of blissful pre-financial crisis America. Just Nick and Jessica in their shitty McMansion, eating Chicken of the Sea on their white leather sectional.

I’m kind of starting to dislike John Legend, just because of how much he and Chrissy Teigen associate with all of those reality tv people. Like that plastic blond woman who offered to have her daughter give blowjobs in return for tickets to his show(yes I know it was a joke, didn’t find joking about pimping out your…

While watching, when I saw Celine Dion’s dress, it immediately registered as an update of the iconic “Letty Lynton Dress” (designed by Gilbert Adrian for Joan Crawford in 1932).

What they should have done is replied to every complaint about the underwear with, “Your feedback is very important to us. To help us understand the issue better, please describe briefly the reasons you desire to remove the panties from the American Girl dolls.”

Outside of perverts, who would have cared? What a creepy story.

I don’t even know what I just read.

I always wanted one of these dolls. When we were about 9, a friend got one as a “reward” for going though her parents divorce and I spent an embarrassing amount of time wishing MY parents would get a divorce so I could also get an American Girl doll. They’ve been happily married for 37 years, damn them.

Many crimes require a lot more work for a lot less payoff than would be required by just getting a regular job.

I was fortunate to hear a Ponzi Scheme as a Grand Jury member several years back. Nothing on the scale of Madoff money but enough to end up on American Greed once the dust settled. I think one of the tricky things about these schemes is that unless something really wacky happens, they’re all relatively the same and…

Wouldn’t it be great to find out the other elephants chased them to flush them out for the fourth elephant?

And you’re using the word “sport” loosely. Using dogs to round up animals to drive them towards hunters armed with guns doesn’t seem like much of a sport.

She saved many lives.

I wonder if the elephants will make chess pieces and piano keys out of his bones?

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

Good.

Holy shit, the text messages. What a complete tool. Bless whoever endured these for historical preservation...that’s a number that needs to be blocked.

I don’t know what it is about Ruby Rose, but I dislike her in an unreasonable way.

All these totally not racists said they voted for Trump because he’d bring more jobs, even though he put a hiring freeze on federal agencies, aka is preventing more people from getting jobs.

So... Ok. OK. So my head hurts but... He... Wait. The president of the United States told the Russian foreign minister that he had deliberately fired the head of the investigation into Russian interference in an election that ended in said President winning, and this thus as good because it took the pressure off of…

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.