We have a literal Russian agent in the Oval Office. I mean, he probably isn’t actually smart enough to know that, and he’s just bragging to impress his cool new friends and making sure they know he knows he’s indebted to them, but it is effectively the same.

I’m so exhausted with this attitude- that as long as it is our party, we’ll pay lip service to maybe caring. If someone sneezes on the left, we are responsible for Ebola, and deserve to be impeached/fired/etc.

I expect there will be a lot of ‘concerns’ by Republicans who are very ‘troubled’ by this, but in the end they’ll just want to ‘keep an eye on the situation’ (as they slowly back away into the bushes)

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

Paul Ryan did last year.

Why WHY do the same people who scream about Hillary’s emails not realize this is 100x worse in every way? How can they believe that one is horrible, terrible, unforgivable, OH SO BAD, but this? This is fine. Not real. Fake news.

Jealous of a girl who’s father posts pictures of her in her underwear? No.

Just a bit I would say...

Almost at Kylie levels.

I don’t actually know what This is Us is about, but my impression is that it is the tv show equivalent of the passive-aggressive, faux-deep Facebook memes your dumbest friends’ wives post when they are having marital difficulties.

She has definitely gotten more surgery since then.

Twister, Clue, Cranium and Monopoly are all STILL IN THE PLASTIC WRAPPER. you do not play those games, girl.

Fuck K-Con. Hijack!

Wait. Isn’t a summer in Europe supposed to be enjoyable as opposed to you know, a living hell?

I think it’s like being inducted into the mafia. You might technically be able to leave, but the Don won’t forget your transgression...

She doesn’t like him? No? Really? REALLY?

“Only now she ... and an ex-boyfriend who is in Nickelback.”

creative

The idea that anyone would go to so much trouble (replace her with a look-alike friend when she died?) to keep Avril Lavigne going is absurd for so many reasons, but mostly because who the hell has listened to her music since like 2003?