I’m just honestly surprised they haven’t all transitioned to vaping. I can’t imagine walking around smelling like cigarette smoke all the time. Yuck.

Combined IQ of about, what? 27? Sitting there on the bathroom floor in their borrowed dresses. I imagine they have no idea of how stupid they look.

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

Being naked... is part of being human... and moisture... is the essence of wetness... and wetness... is the essence of beauty...

No.

If people want to stay and help out, we’re of course willing to do that.

From the VICE story:

Following a moment of confusion in which Fyre Festival co-founder Ja Rule—perhaps knowing what’s to come—claims “I’m on the phone, but I can barely hear you all because of this fucking hum” and hangs up,

Please clap.

Her belt situation in that photo confuses me.

The saddest thing for all of us is: there is a team to keep him under control. This is not out-of-control behavior for him, this is controlled behavior. Fucking terrifying.

The Comey threat is bonkers mental breakdown shit, but the press thing is just him throwing a firecracker into a crowd hoping to distract the media by getting them to talk about themselves.

I liked the “don’t make me pull this car over right now” tweet that followed:

Oooh, a certified letter! How could we doubt someone who would pay a whole $3.35 to send a letter!

What in the actual fuck is this guy doing? How is there not a team of people assigned to him 24/7 to keep this idiot under control?

ha ha ha I feel like I am going mad. Trump asked Comey to pledge his loyalty in a dinner where supposedly his job (Comey’s) was on the line. Remember when the conservatives and the media were in full storm mode because Bill Clinton said hello to Attorney Lynch? ha ha h ah ah ah ha ha gaaaahhhh

One of the dumbest parts in the Holt interview is when Trump goes off on a tangent about how he hired a really big law firm to send a certified letter to Lindsey Graham, saying he has nothing to do with Russia. And then kept reiterating that it was a certified letter, certified. And sent by a big-time law firm.

Where are the members of Congress who supposedly believe in limited government? We all know that Trump is childish and deranged. But he’s also basically following the authoritarian playbook word for word, which in theory should be a trigger like none other for the GOP. Remember when Obama was a dictator for offering…

Or, maybe he just wants one place where he can be left alone for a minute.

Maybe she adopted Tori Spelling.