My favorite is on HHI when the couples are in Paris, looking for ‘European Charm(tm)“ but then are dismayed by wonky floors and small rooms.

the quality is also awful. Itchy rayon, nylon, poly blends that go to shit after one or two washes. Not to mention that those fabrics do not biodegrade and are filled with poisonous dyes.

Interesting that people will moan about filthy, body destroying coal miner jobs (white straight males) and not give a right crap about retail jobs (staffed usually by women, POC and LBGTQ folks.)

It never even once ocurred to me that that wasn’t Suzanne Whang’s voice! I’m not even going to look at this Andromeda Dunker because I already know what she looks like— she looks like Suzanne Whang, because she is Suzanne Whang, because Suzanne Whang is the host of House Hunters.

Who is this nobody? There is only one true host of House Hunters and her name is SUZANNE WHANG.

Her wishes include hardwoods, lots of counterspace, neutral colors, a big yard, 4K+ sq feet, Seattle, walkability, and her budget is 7 million.

Wait. You went on a date with a lady to Sephora and paid for her purchases?

This reminds me of an argument I had with my husband years ago. He was making fun of me for being more interested in Paris Hilton than Barack Obama, and my response was, “You know, long after all Obama’s legislation is repealed and overwritten by history and forgotten, you’ll still be able to walk into any Starbucks…

This was totally my reaction. Better days for sure.

The story is that my grandpa stole this from his hotel room when he stayed at the Paris Hilton. Grandma recently gave it to me. I was so happy. I’m still happy.

I just discovered primary last month and I love it so much.

Seriously, my entire attitude when shopping retail in-person: Never talk to me. Leave me the fuck alone until I’m ready to pay.

To be fair, RadioShack should have been put out of its misery at least 10 years ago...

Sephora smells like all the perfume died together in a holy war of scent, and their website gives you free samples with every purchase. I haven’t bought from their brick-and-mortar location in years.

Ugh, I hate the kiosk people so. goddamned. much. NO, Israeli nail product lady, you cannot take your rough ass sandpaper thing and “buff” all the polish off one of the nails I just had done, STOP ACCOSTING ME!

Plus everything is polyester. Barf.

There are a couple things pushing the retail apocalypse (beside the internet)

She is not wrong.

She did invent the Non-Celebrity Celebrity Sex Tape. She should be proud of that.

I once met a man who claimed to have invented the Cell-Phone mirror - as in a mirror attached to a cell-phone. Also, he claimed to have been the inventor of the cell-phone stop watch and the cell phone flashlight. He spent a small fortune on suing Nokia and Siemens because supposedly they stole his inventions. He then…