Yeah. People die. Are we supposed to pretend they didn’t exist? I don’t get it.

It’s not odd. They weren’t dead. I’m so fucking vexed by this entire exchange.

Yes, that you are mad they used pictures of two dead celebrities and that you believe that is tacky.

So Jez is never supposed to post pictures of dead people?

I’ve always felt that people who respond to the world being weird and wonderful by saying “eww, gross, I’m never going outside my apartment again” are just as responsible for its ongoing ecological destruction as the people who do the actual destroying for a living, if not more so.

Corpse hearthrobs are the best hearthobs, with their great bone structure and inability to hit their ex wife, unlike others pictured.

...Neither of them were dead in 2005...........

Hell naw. Damn nature, you scary.

Every time she says “spaghetti”, I want to punch the TV. You don’t have an accent, Giada, stop fucking pretending you do.

I won’t watch this (thanks for doing that for me, Bobby) and I don’t care about Giada so this is really just an excuse to get this off my chest. But Ellen SUCKS as a talk show host. She’s fucking straight up bad at it. Whenever she isn’t just straight up mean she’s forced and insincere.

*pours one out for the dearly departed TWOP*

Made it five seconds before De Laurentiis did her usual thing of over-pronouncing an Italian word to the point where I’m not sure if she’s meta-goofing on stereotypes or trying desperately to be authentic.

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

This OXO Good Grips avocado slicer is all you need to take apart an avocado, and no dangerous metal edges.

I just draw little cartoon pawprints with a pen. One big dot for the pad, three little toes on top.

Keep Mommie happy!

Without Simon Cowell this show is shit and will continue to be shit. Put it back in mothballs.

Agreed. I don’t care about Republicans’ morality, but as long as they see that Trump’s presidency will be bad FOR THEM, they will eventually call for his impeachment. That’s fine! Enemy of my enemy, and all.

A lot of very stupid people will continue to eat shit in the name of partisan politics or their own embarrassment at being told repeatedly who and what Donald Trump was and completely and totally ignoring that and voting for him anyway.