The number of hashtags Kim uses is the sure sign of a diseased mind.

So this is a not very important PSA: Apple Cider Vinegar is not magic and while lots of people swear by homemade toner with it, if you’re like me that shit will make you break out like it’s picture day in 8th grade.

i think a massage is a great idea. it’s also good for your health. go try one. if you never have, it’s worth trying at least one.

Do you want to go to a baby shower for people you don’t know? I can see going to a house party where you didn’t know the host and there was going to be a keg and maybe some hot guys to hook up with; however, I cannot wrap my mind around buying a baby gift and playing those dumbass games and eating finger sandwiches…

I’m so sorry. I was 30 when I split from my husband of 8 years. That was 3 years ago, and it really does get better. It may take time, but it truly will. I never thought I could be in this place 3 years ago- I felt like my future life had exploded beyond repair. Surround yourself with as much of a support system as…

It does get better! I still miss my dog sometimes, but it was better for her to stay at his mom’s (I was moving into a small studio apartment and she would be had to stay indoors all the time). Everything you’re doing now will be better for you later. Hang in there!

I’m 29 and getting divorced. We’ve been together for 10 years, and we grew up together. He moved back home to be with family and friends while I have to (and chose to, sure) stay 3,000 miles away with my job.

I thought Pitch Perfect 3 was the joke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Hi, i was wondering what you guys thought about whether you/we really want Trump kicked out of office. I mean, probably yes, but i think i am actually more afraid of what would happen if Pence or Ryan managed to get ahold of the presidency. At least trump’s craziness and incompetence is being at least partially…

“In my more than 20 years at fox News Channel, no one has ever filed a complaint about me with the Human Resources Department, even on the anonymous hotline”

Hello Philip,

Schadenfreude is taking pleasure in the suffering of others, shade is giving an insult in such an indirect and offhanded fashion as to leave people in doubt as to whether or not the insult was intended or even given at all. How could one throw shade through schadenfreude?

This is an embarrassing look for you.

You sound stupid.

Join me in advocating for my alternative to abortion- mandatory vasectomies. It’s reversible in most cases. Why should the onus be on me to not get pregnant and then stay pregnant when I can’t even get pregnant without sperm? Where does sperm come from? Men. They should be more responsible with it.

Can you imagine if Democratic governors tried to use run-around arguments to shut down gun shops? Ho-lee shit.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here, and extrapolate along the lines of; ya know how people who are always trying to legislate against prostitution are caught with prostitutes ... well this guy was lobbying against eating fetuses ...

You’re asking what spurred this law when you know from this article that their state legislators propose laws like making it illegal to put aborted fetuses in food.

For the troll in the comments who facetiously asked why we don’t eat aborted fetuses. There are two main reasons, one actual and one in the spirit of your question.

See, I’m almost on the other end of the spectrum. I don’t mind ads that are sexual because I think many times the opposition sounds puritannical and pearl-clutchy. I don’t see what’s “shocking” about the YSL ad. It may not make sense but fashion ads rarely do.