My favorite part of the top illustration is that the beast has specially made cloven hoof slippers!

My only concern is whether or not they let him access Twitter from prison. Honestly, that would make all this worth it.

Just a friendly reminder that we had 33 hearings into Benghazi and millions of dollars spent over several years which turned up nothing. Now they’re circling the wagons to protect foreign intervention into our election (which all intelligence agencies agree happened). Republican hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Votes against the Iraq War (and even more so the Patriot Act) are important to me not because history has proven them right, but because it was glaringly obvious even at the time that that those were terrible decisions and that most politicians just didn’t have the nerve to go against the herd in a post-9/11 world.…

It’s honestly emboldened white people in general (disclosure: white person, here).

9 months later, Jesus was born.

Same here. I divorced my first husband and went back to my birth name. He was, oddly enough, pissed about that. Most guys I know don’t want their exes walking around with their names.

George Costanza is gonna be pissed...

I had to click on the article to refresh my memory of the Adolf kid.

Poor in mid-west or Appalachia? The world is out to get you and you just need some protection from the big bad coastal elites and we should really do something about the opioid abuse in your community.

That second tweet sounds an awful lot like someone setting the table for the announcement that “the wall” isn’t happening.

Yes yes yes. These dumbasses thought Obamacare was something different from the ACA and now that they have learned it’s the same fucking thing, suddenly it’s “don’t take away my healthcare!” They were fine taking it away from the mythical lazy negroes and Mexicans, though, of course.

Aren’t these the same people who claim they want to reduce the power of the federal government and return power to the states? SHouldn’t then it be up to the states to enforce immigration law as they deem appropriate?

The rule of law has been temporarily suspended because the party in charge won’t enforce it on itself.

No no, you’re thinking about the Alessia Cara song. The lyrics to this song are much darker:

Misery loves company. I am completely convinced this is all there is behind pretty much every dick thing in the world today. There is no reason to oppress anyone for being who they are and trying to find contentment, unless you are a hateful motherfucker who can only feel some false semblance of happiness at someone…

It’s great that there are economic consequences for anti-gay and anti-trans legislation. Now I’m waiting for these same groups to do the same when states pass anti-woman legislation. I’d love to see organizations pull business from Texas because they don’t want to fund a state that thinks it’s okay for doctors to lie…

Take note Republicans: This is how the free market works.

Also- Every Breath You Take.

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.