Do the kids’ shirts mean “I have not been molested in the basement of a pizza place by a presidential candidate?”

Jesus Christ. Way to indoctrinate your kids, assholes.

If you rearrange the words Barack Obama US President it spells FEMA Concentration Camps. It couldn’t be clearer.

Saw this on twitter and it made me sad.

I used to kinda like Thomas Whathisnuts (Newsroom!) and Amanda Seyfried. But then I read about how Amanda followed Thomas (and his then-wife) to Europe, and his subsequent leaving of said normal person wife for Amanda Seyfried. And now I dislike them as much as it is healthy to dislike someone you don’t know.

She’s gonna have a weird mouth.

The danger of eating a consecrated cake is that it’ll go to your head and you’ll catch religion

Ask Uncle Arthur.

You make her out to be the villain, but why the fuck should M&Ms care what she wants on her candy if she’s a paying customer? It’s a little different than a municipality deciding what you can’t put on a license plate...

I hardly knew her!

This is almost as bad as when they took this guy’s vanity plate away.

So I guess I’m next?

The random loaf of wonder bread is a nice touch.

That’s his life plan.

Trump’s already been on the phone with the “Failing NYT” and said that his plan is now to just sit back and wait until healthcare fails and then blame it on the Democrats.

By definition, if you don’t have emergency visits, prescription drugs, hospitalization, or outpatient care what’s left? Oh, right...

HOORAY!!!! Now can we depend on Trump following up with his threat/promise to not repeal Obamacare if the AHCA didn’t make?

How large are the raccoons where you live? Remind me never to visit there.

I recently went to see her speak during her book tour and someone asked her what nail polish she used, because they loved the sheer pink. She replied, “Oh...those are just my nails. No polish.” That’s wealth.