“And I thought, wow, a cardiologist practicing in Manhattan knows about Kingdom Hearts. He told me he had a PS2 in medical school. He was probably my age. Oh god. I’m the same age as a cardiologist. He’s a cardiologist and I’m not.”

This review is as long and convoluted as the series.

When are they gonna add the Hey Arnold! universe to Kingdom Hearts?

Lol...it's got nothing to do with him being a complete fucking imbecile.

Probably because, while it DOES do a lot of things right, there are a lot of flaws that weren’t in the first 6, including small grid-based boards, Stars costing 10 coins instead of 20, an abundance of Warp Pipes making getting Stars really easy, the absolute NEED to use a sideways JoyCon when the Pro Controller can do…

1. Fortnite is free.

Hopefully tomorrow. EA has done fuck all with the license save for two mediocre Battlefront games, one of which caused major waves through the industry (and not in a good way).

I wonder why they canceled it. A Star Wars open world game seems perfect for microtransactions and DLC. Maybe it was the huge critical failure that were Red dead redemption 2 and God of War that made Ea cancel it as it’s clear there is no future for single player games.

Is this the beginning of your Splitscreen 2019 prediction for EA and Lucasfilm?

Another one to add to Jason's kill count. When will it end 😭?

When can we cancel E.A itself?

EA is the world’s most expensive game concept art studio.

why are you so mad though

far because you’ve never left your flyover town

Heartbreaking. Shame on those of you who supported Bush and Obama’s warmongering that led to this crisis and destroyed the lives of so many underprivileged muslims.

It’s problematic that so many people even on our side continue to defend US Imperialism in the region.

Holmes and Watson are camping. Holmes squints gnomically up at the night sky. “Tell me, Watson,” he says. “What can you deduce from those stars?”

Cohen wrote (and directed) Get Hard. He did not work on Walk Hard.

It’s beating a dead horse to mention PS4's remarkable run, I know, but I will say that it’s Xbox that has made the most impressive moves over the past couple of years. The adaptive controller, the Game Pass, the new first party studio purchases...and the X. The One X is outstanding, and you can roll your eyes if you…

wow this owns

"Overall, he gives the kind of performance traditionally associated with stars who died during filming."