It’s called the Mystery Machine, Mr. Huckabee. You fucking idiot!

In theory, I do. I like the multiplayer a lot. It’s the best the series has been since Bad Company 2.

The Last of Us doesn’t.

“Bill Clinton said ‘retarded’ in 1983. That’s much worse!”

Wow. This kid is fantastic. “If any young men find themselves in a situation similar to mine, I urge them to consider the predatory nature of anyone sexually pursuing someone half his own age.

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

Huh. I legitimately expected them to be worse than that.

I love playing Symmetra against people who underestimate her. Her primary attack fucking MELTS anyone and everyone when it’s fully charged. I’ve gotten a quad kill once with that sucker.

A lot of people don’t seem to understand how to use her effectively.

I have had quite a few PotG on Symmetra. Some of them are the “me staring at a wall while my turrets pick off people” variety but other are “holy shit she just tore through 4 people”. Most fun I had was picking off a group of 4 people after being boosted by Ana (killed 3 ults in one clip :p). You just have to be…

Symmetra is strong in close quarters, so her uselessness on control point maps is overstated. It depends on the individual map. If it allows close quarters, then she can be useful. I wouldn’t call her dead weight on control points, but there are certainly better choices generally—though on a few of the specific maps…

Illios is a control point map. Terrible Idea.

So one of my best Overwatch Moments Of All Time happened recently in competitive Ilios. We were wrecked in the first round thanks to the enemy Genji. So in the next round, I said “fukkit” and switched to Symmetra. And. Completely. DOMINATED.

Hanzo has a scatter arrow, that’s why he can hit you around the corner. This is a unique issue to roadhog.

Yeah, your really close friends.

Inside - a fun game about going to the beach with your friends.

Bro. A good symetra can be a lot more useful than a good character in any other role. She can attack with secondary fire aiming at the enemy spawn or a choke and get damage reliably for her ult, and once she sets it up, her team is suddenly at a huge advantage. Plus, I once did a team wipe using only her primary fire…

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To be fair, they have rockets in them.