Yeah, your really close friends.

Inside - a fun game about going to the beach with your friends.

Bro. A good symetra can be a lot more useful than a good character in any other role. She can attack with secondary fire aiming at the enemy spawn or a choke and get damage reliably for her ult, and once she sets it up, her team is suddenly at a huge advantage. Plus, I once did a team wipe using only her primary fire…

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One issue is that you can’t have your phone on the charger while listening to music using the headphone jack adapter.

I shouldn’t need a fucking adapter to plug my headphones into my phone. That’s not adding functionality, it’s adding complexity, and for no good fucking reason.

Looks like the headphone jack really is gone. I’m so deeply disappointed by that. Such a senseless thing to remove. Such a stupid step. I hope it comes back in the 8 because I’m not getting one without a jack. I spent way too much money on really good headphones. And don’t even talk to me about an adaptor. Ugh.

This is some FINE lore-o-logical explanation you got here. Great post.

This guest editor weekend has been chock full of wonderful pieces. Bless you sir, you dun some good work.

You’re arguement is pretty good, except for one thing: you’re forgetting about the Vortigaunts. They’re why Gordon Freeman has the reputation he has in Half-Life 2. They were previously enslaved by the Nihilanth (who may have been a rebel against the Combine, but was the one leading the assault against Earth in…

That’s just a Wario game... I want a Wario and Waluigi game. And one that’s not from 13 years ago.

Wouldn’t the third act be MGS 4? Specifically, when Big Mama talks about her soldiers and how they’re all trained from video games?

Guess their shitty f2p Triad Wars or w/e isn’t panning out?

Schreier: How has the optimization been going? There’s so much going on and there are so many graphical effects that it must be tough to get a stable framerate on consoles.

It’s been six years since the last Metroid game (nine years since the last good one).

Still a little upset that d.Va’s mech isn’t canonically controlled with a mouse and keyboard.

To be fair, they have rockets in them.

I just cannot fathom the approval for Aiden, one of the worst-dressed video game characters of the decade.