historyofmatt
HistoryofMatt
historyofmatt

I've made a huge mistake.

I've made a huge mistake.

The new AV Club should've been an abortion.

The new AV Club should've been an abortion.

Oh my God… it's TERRIBLE.

Oh my God… it's TERRIBLE.

They taste like burning!

They taste like burning!

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

My cat's breath smells like cat food!

My cat's breath smells like cat food!

When people say things like that, I think it's like a combination of battered spouse and Stockholm syndromes.

Watch S1-S10. Some say through S12.

Watch S1-S10. Some say through S12.

Eh. To each his own. :-)

Eh. To each his own. :-)

Sean O'Neal is saved from being the biggest, most self-important and least self-aware douchebag blogger because of the fact that Matt Goldberg exists.