Sean O'Neal is saved from being the biggest, most self-important and least self-aware douchebag blogger because of the fact that Matt Goldberg exists.

Fuck youoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Fuck youoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

No!!!! Dammit.

No!!!! Dammit.

Hey Curly, kill anyone today?

Hey Curly, kill anyone today?

5000!

5000!

Almost there…

Almost there…

Fuck you, just tell me when I can see the boobs.

Fuck you, just tell me when I can see the boobs.

What the fuck happened to country music?

What the fuck happened to country music?

fuck you, buddy!

fuck you, buddy!

Kanye sucks.

Kanye sucks.

Why does this feel like the end of Deep Impact, and we're all Tia Leoni?