Bill Murray thanks God every day he played Garfield, as he lights his cigars with $100 bills before playing 18 holes on the best golf courses in the country.

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

And yet, if someone misses a phone bill payment from six years ago, even for a legitimate reason, good look getting a great interest rate for your mortgage!

Boo.

This is an unheard of amount of selfishness on display by Hillary Clinton, but we shouldn’t be surprised. She is a selfish person. She is the candidate who conspired with the DNC to screw Bernie (don’t worry, not a Bernie Bro, but am disgusted what happened to him), and yet was still so corrupt and so unliked that she…

I don’t really care for Fieri’s personality or look, but you make a lot of good points that much like Bruce Wayne, it’s what Fieri does that defines him. Taken as a whole, he seems to be a honest-to-goodness great guy. Even if he looks like he was custom made in a Douche Factory. The same factory that created…

Aaaaaaaand... The Perpetual Regressive Left Outrage Machine putters along.

Except... DACA is unconstitutional. And Obama knows it was unconstitutional. He did it anyway. Because that’s the kind of thing he would often do.

This is a strawman argument used by Progressive/Regressive Left to label the other side as “racist.”

There are little to no difference in the Regressive Left and the Social Conservatives, from a practical (not ideological) standpoint. They are the fringes of their ideology, and they often resort to ad hominem attacks when they don’t get their way or people question their beliefs.

Here’s the thing so many people, especially here, can’t seem to wrap their head around:

He is/was THE FUCKING KING.

Nothing will EVER beat Len’s “Steal my Sunshine.”

I’m not going to label myself anything outside of “Classical Liberal.”

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It doesn’t stop the fact that what they did, by selling tickets available to the public to only women, was discremenatory and against the law. I think the idea of women’s only screenings for Wonder Woman are awesome. And if The Alamo Drafthouse created private screenings, then yes, the people complaining would be…

Trying to find the upvote button, and all I can see is a lame ass star. Feeling sad.

It’s a generalization, but most males who self-identify as “feminist,” like say, Devin Faraci, are secretly shitbags who do so because they think it gives them cover for being shitbags, and because they think it will get them laid. The sad thing is, they’re right. Like Arthur Chu, it does give them cover to be…

Hey look... still riddled with falsehoods. Seems like a missed opportunity for correction. Oh well.

This is not in any way an improvement... I mean... I know y’all have to say that. You have jobs you’d like to keep.