Not gonna lie, this looks amazing. The Beef takes a lot of undeserved shit from fanboys (he was the best thing in Crystal Skull, what with Ford being bored and Karen Allen not being used effectively and Cate Blanchet making some weird ass choices, and he was key in making at least two of the Transformers films…

1. Tolkien thought so little of the ability or willingness to film LOTR that he famously sold the rights for only $100K.

There's enough in The Hobbit and in the ephemera for two 2 hour films. You split the films as Bilbo and the Dwarves escape Mirkwood in the barrels.

There's doing what's best, and there's being a complete and total asshole about it.

The only thing I know for sure about anything revolving around these movies over the last 16 or so years, other than LOTR are treasures and The Hobbit films desperately need to be recut into 2 films that excise as much of the filler in the second and third films as possible, is that Christopher Tolkien is a gigantic…

Rusty mandolin.

Who's this Debbie you speak of? I only know Reggie.

He's an EMT. She's an obese person. Telling her to try Weight Watchers in and of itself isn't a bad thing; though his bedside manner leaves much to be desired.

Coco, no!

Well, the one thing that Simon Baz has been able to do is show us that Kyle Raynor isn't the worst Green Lantern DC has been infatuated for an inordinate amount of time with to this point.

Bloggers on the internet are fucking stupid. This is what I've learned today.

Duh… The Touch.

*Alpha Flights legion of dedication fan."

Man, if the Regressive Left couldn't automatically label anyone who didn't agree with their myopic worldview as "Republican," they would have nothing to say.

Ah! My mistake then! :-)

Rounding up to the nearest million would mean the lowest price of the cassette would be $500,000.01.

Or, you know… just enjoy a fucking awesome movie with the best Robin Williams performance ever.

It's literally Netflix's most-watched show, and I guarantee 70%… no, 80% of all the snarky assholes here watch it, too.

The greatest state in the entire nation. Unless you count sports, because God so clearly hates our sports, both college and professional.

You know what they say when you assume, correct?