Lighten up, Francis.

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Aww, honey.

Just a man with enough culture to know that ketchup should never be put on a Hot Dog. It's not just a Chicago thing. It's a common sense and common decency thing.

Yoda was a dude. Yaddle was a chick.

In which Yoda is gender-swapped into a female and will be played by Melissa McCarthy.

They're united by a lot more than disgusting ways to eat a hot dog:

Boooooooooooooo!

There's a couple of great spots in the area. One place called La Fonda has a pretty damn good cubano.

Hey man, only all-beef franks here. Preferably the Boar's Head all-beef frank with natural casing. I keep my shit pure. And the best part about the mustard-only is the variety of mustards that can be used:

Maybe it offends the Latin palette? And the thing is, I would kill for more Cuban joints up in Atlanta. And no, Pollo Tropical most definitely doesn't count.

When you live in the Metro Atlanta area, you are never far from a Zaxby's. Just one of the many perks. Oppressive humidity is the other. ;-)

And I'll never understand ketchup on hot dogs people.

Now that I'm thinking about it… I've been off fast food for awhile, but fuck it all… I'm having Zaxby's for dinner at some point this week. Nothing fancy either:

Man… how much better would Zaxby's be if they got rid of that foam rubber mattress called "Texas Toast" and replaced it with a buttery, flaky Bojangles-like biscuit?

At that point, the hot dog officially becomes a sandwich.

I'll give it to The AV Club, being from Chicago, no one working there should ever think about putting ketchup on a hot dog.

God, I hope not. ;-)

LOL.

Call it whatever you want; just don't put it on a hot dog. Ever.