Eh. He’s so much more toxic now than in November. And he’s not only consistently chipped away at his support since then but also mobilized those who oppose him. I would swim across Lake Michigan to vote for whoever would oppose him in a theoretical next election, and I doubt I’m even close to alone in that sentiment.

I think Anthony Atamanuik* captured it best on Twitter:

My 77 year old FIL, a military guy, Republican, NRA member is disgusted with the last two. He feels the current Republican philosophy has nothing to do with his ethics; hasn’t been in the last 30 years. He also tore up his NRA card and wrotthat he wants nothing to do with them and that this current iteration is a…

If they ask why, slowly shake your head and say that you’re incredibly disappointed in them for supporting such a terrible person. Don’t break eye contact for a full minute. Then turn and walk away.

Cut all contact. Dead. Ended. Never speak to them again.

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Fox News will no longer be broadcast in the U.K.!

Joking aside, turkeys are really easy to scare away. I’m a former rehabber. I’ve handled aggressive swans, Canada lynx and others. I’m not going to say turkeys are stupid. But when it comes to human cleverness vs turkey intimidation? Turkeys are really fucking stupid. Figure out what makes them nervous. It depends on…

I can imagine they would be quite the menace in any town/semi-urban setting. Here in MS, turkeys get the shit blasted out of them every spring during turkey season, so they’re usually hurrying the hell back into hiding from rednecks with guns. (Hurrying the hell back into hiding from rednecks with guns is also a…

“Sanchez is going to wear it,” Pedro Martinez said. “Cheap shots will stay around the league for ever.”

Interesting you say that. My FIL who lives in Florida during the Winter ( because we need to live up to our Jewish stereotype) was a long time Republican, military guy, gun owner. You’d think he’d be a nightmare, but he’s not. He tore up his NRA membership card, has defriended a bunch of his pals who called Obama the…

I have no idea why trump and McConnell don’t get along. Trump ha the puckered anus mouth and Mitch looks like he’s straining to key out a fart. They are two sides of the same shitsmelling coin.

In a Venn diagram with circles entitled “Racist,” “Narcissist” and “Corporate Grifter,” Snyder and Trump would be dead center where all three intersect.

Rokita needs a hanger in the car for his jacket. Never allow him to be photographed with a drink in his hand. And never forget, the memo states multiple times in boldface, underlined letters, to remind the 47-year-old to bring the essentials.

You’re doing God’s work here. I just hope it doesn’t drive you mad ahead of the rest of us all.

All of them.

Gorka is what happenes when Stephen Segal’s pony tail and Herman Goering have a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. I could not agree with you more.

Your team: The Washington Racists.

I’m imagining how glorious it would be if every former slave-owning state would send ALL of their Civil War monuments to Trump Tower (for ‘safety” haha). He can put them on display in the lobby, cover them with gold leaf. He would be awakened at 4 a.m. to the sound of bulldozers and wrecking balls. One of NYC’s finest…

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.