Nahaha; you don’t get it. Once health care is gone, the easiest specimens to obtain for lab testing are going to be people!

Read this first word to last. Amazing stuff. Can’t believe no one has brought this to national attention. Great get. Thank you.

And The Pox and Fiends knew this. How anyone jams their head up someone’s ass as deep as these derps as shoved theirs up tRumpy’s is an anatomical miracle.

It’s massive NUMBERS of regulations, you semi-literate liar.

You know what’s great? Lesser tRumpy may stupider than a bag of hammers, but he instinctively knows what to focus on in a situation like this. Not sympathy for the terrified young man whose life ended over a juvenike prank. Not compassion for grieving parents. Nope: gratuitous blame of Obama and bullshit praise for…

Wait....your serious.

To be fair, the tRump’s may not know they implicated and vindicated mean different things.

Speaking of dishonest men of bad character...

We’re not. Comey’s public statements about Hillary — made BECAUSE, according to Comey, Lynch was too compromised too make statements about Hillary —cost HC the election.

This is EXACTLY what Fat Tony Salerno, or Carmine Gambino would have done if they had discovered one of the family had been free-loading and leaving money on the table. Even if the money was going to kids with cancer.

I don’t understand. Why did they want to have the pea-fowl LEAVE? One liquor store is pretty much the same as the next, but, this one had a goddamn sure-fire value-added attraction. (I know I’d go there to see the wino pea-hen.).

It’s ridiculous for King to declare the death threats weren’t real; the only way he could know is if he made the threats him....

Tom, these cubs you speak of are fleeter than birds. And, yet, you have written the saddest of all possible words.

I think the CBO had time to really examine Obamacare. And, what’s more, was largely right in its predictions.

A Klan of assholes

No figure since Martin Kuther King Jr. 50 years ago has gotten the majority of Americans to think of politics as life-or-death important. If we survive his presidency, tRump may do that for us

As long we’re going to this road to crazy town, have the Tibetan Society charge a fee and send the Dalai Lama to be photographed ah your wedding. He’s also funny and adorable, and can be dressed up!

Thank you for excerpting all these. Immediately struck by what a boring, uninsightful, hackneyed, and lazy writer, Stephens is.

So many rules. So little action. Bow ties. What more could any British ask for?

Again: nope.