Somewhere, Devin Nunes is furiously masturbating with a noose tied around his neck and a look of pure joy on his face.

Melania Trump looks like a tranny. Also, I need a new hot water heater.

Now that’s a complaint

+1 Daylight savings time messes me up.

My wife is a slut.

Didn’t realize Grayson Allen had a younger brother.

Here’s one thing we have going for us: at least we can mock her mercilessly on the internet. I mean, it’s something.

Smart of Wade to choose to come in the afternoon, while the kids got nothing of value from DeVos’s a.m. way.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Hey, we should consider everyone’s feelings here.

I’m sure she felt it was quite a degrading experience to actually have to step foot in a public school.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

He is keeping is head fucking down. He knows his only career opportunities post Trump are either in the Trump organization (if it even exists once Mueller gets done with it) and far, far right wing crazy media. No one in Washington would ever hire him, this is his only chance to do this stuff he has been dreaming…

............this deserves WAY more stars..............

File to: Dis gon’ be good

Re: Cochran. No one wants to talk about it, but McCain is also very ill. Very, very ill. I know he is still putting out tweets, Meghan is out there supporting him, but he is not going to return to DC. Another Republican seat will be coming up.

It depends on who you look at…

Even nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

When he harms the economy, which he’s about to do if he starts a trade war. They’re at their limit now, basically trying to talk him out of it. Why they’re going to wait this long, I’m guessing it’s because Trump has really serious blackmail material given to him by Putin.

Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)! #vomit #delusional #humangarbage

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.