In return they got a guy who will be in the discussion for best player in the league, plus Ben Simmons. But yeah, it would’ve been better to heroically struggle towards the goal of a 35 win season instead.

No, not a decent rookie — one of the best players in the league.

You mean like lead the league in Defense when you are on the floor? Check

The real shame is that they picked Okafor instead of Porzingis.

Plus two lottery picks* and swap rights with Sacramento in a loaded draft. And Ben Simmons. And the Kings’ 2019 pick. And the Thunder’s 2020 pick. Plus a boatload of a 2nd rounders from teams like the Knicks (has Deadspin ever discussed that successful franchise?). And a clean cap sheet in a rising cap. In five years,…

This is not even best Roger Ebert quote in regards to Schnieder. I highly recommend you read his review of Deuce Bigalow II.

Yeah, this is a guy that is most certainly NOT attending the inauguration, had he been alive (and a Congressman) today. This is the first part of the “I Have a Dream” speech that white people seem to forget:

Adam Sandler is having a serious conundrum right now. Support Bro or support Trump.

I used to have that problem too, but then I stopped mixing LSD and crystal meth.

Deuce Bigalow: Civil Rights Gigolo

These four years are going to be looooooong.

Saturday morning, Trump tweeted that Lewis is “all talk” and “no action”—...

I as briefly in texas for school in my 20s for 1 semester (husband had to do a short term move for work and I didn’t want to be long distance or fall behind in school) and went to the student health center to asked for birth control because in the past I’ve always gotten it from them since it’s been super cheap vs…

That’s always the heart of it. Child birth is a form of punishment because they know it’s hard and expensive.

One up. Coworker is 40 something. has a young 20's daughter who got pregnant in high school. After her grandbaby was born, Coworker had two more kids. So her first new kid was an uncle before he was born and the second new kid was an aunt before she was born. the nephew is older than his aunt and uncle. All them and…

Married person here! I have been told that I need to go on the pill before undergoing a medical treatment. It would make it easier to access my Fallopian tubes.

Also the medical uses of birth control medications that have nothing to do with actually preventing pregnancy.

... and another sister named Ohgodfuckingdammitalready, who is 2.

The point that irks me the most, is knowing that we as tax payers, are going to end up paying money directly to Trump in some way. Specifically, HUD. I know that snake will find a way.

Maybe I am not understanding, but after listening to the election hearings, Trump is going to be benefiting from so much.
Trump saying his daughter is “going to be the best first daughter American has seen” - is insane. She is a grown woman, with a family - why are we even allowing her access to anything?
Trumps son’s…