Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Soar like the eagle you are

If Bernie was the nominee this shit would have been there from the starting line. This is despite the fact that he’s about as secular of a Jew you’re going to find.

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

The bridge shutdown fucked his future into subatomic matter before the campaign season even started.

Giuliani has been broken for a long time.

Years. Bridgegate is now a years-long investigation with criminal indictments. No, he never really had a chance because all of that happened before he ran for president. He fucked himself up something vicious to settle a petty (the pettiest, in fact) political score.

STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU, MEGYN KELLY. It’s like being 12 again and rooting for my dad in the divorce after he cheated on my mom. IT JUST FEELS WRONG BUY I CAN’T HELP IT BECAUSE MY MOM WAS TERRIBLE.

Well, they did boot Roger Ailes over some silly woman complaint. If that doesn’t qualify as liberal bias then Newt doesn’t know what does.

Christie was the only one who had a future really just based on age. He fucked it to oblivion in the last few months though.

Between Gingrich, Giuliani and Christie. trump sure has done a good job breaking some top level republicans.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

“Mike Francesa Sounds Pretty Flummoxed About <insert any topic>“

Remember baseball back in the good ol’ days before they let the *looks both ways and whispers* blacks play ball and before the ballpark had stupid amenities like a grandstand with seats? What does sitting down have to do with baseball?

That’s pretty much USA political discourse right there.

He spent 10 minutes ripping on the Yankees for their stupid promotional expansions, which include this breast pump thing. Got me through traffic on my way home from work. God, he’s a national treasure. I can’t believe he’s retiring in 14 months.

They never should have allowed toilets in stadiums. It was all a slippery slope from there.

Wait until he finds out that women can vote.

Considering how often he refuses to pay vendors, it wound not matter what he offered. He wasn’t likely to pay up.