If you’re the Raiders, now is your prime chance to make a killing selling “Vobody’s Burfict” shirts for $15 a pop to your remaining 10,000 idiot fans.

I wonder how much damage, in his quest to injure other people’s heads, Burfict is doing to his own brain. I mean, it’s hard to pity a guy who’s main goal seems to be trying to paralyze other humans under the cover of a “game” but I can’t help but imagine using his head as a battering ram has to have negative impact on…

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

Verbal Kint has a strong pick-and-roll game

Exactly, talk to me when the baby has played call of duty until 8 am

I’m trying to figure out how exactly a five month old appears high. They’ve just learned to smile, maybe they are buzzing their lips a bit and trying to figure out how to crawl. Maybe they would be a bit hungrier? I don’t know if you could detect a baby lacking ambition.

Time to round ‘em up!

Lakers bad news gives me a stress reaction.... in my pants!

+5 moments of silence for those poor hookers

CJK5H@SMU

Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with 

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

Jesus, at the least they could have spread the defense out and let Rodgers run it in. I mean, I’m glad they didn’t but how can they be so incompetent? 

Look, I don’t really care what airplane faeries do in the privacy of their own cockpit, but do they need to shove their lifestyle in my face?

*realty

Hate to break it to you, but...the Bernoulli Effect is a factor but it’s only responsible for a fraction of the lift generated. The rest comes from airplane faeries.

Agreed.

We’re adults. We can sip from a cup, yet our default action is to sip through a straw like we can’t trust ourselves to go lid-less.

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…