Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

My next dog will certainly be named Barkevious. That’s a Holiday Rambler Promise™.

Hey, Barkevious Mingo may be bad, but he is not anonymous. His name may be his greatest natural talent. Don’t take that away from him.

Somebody should have informed them that

I’m waiting for someone to claim that the government is suppressing the news about this breakthrough. 

Yeah! Santa don’t take no shit, y’all!

I am not willing to say that isn’t the case, but I wonder if this just isn’t a Milkshake Duck situation where nobody needed to really dig into AB’s personality when he was on winning teams for a stable franchise and now he works for John Gruden for the Los Oakvegas Also-Rans.

i will always star (door flies open).  A man has to have a code.

Well, now that Burfict is on the Raiders as well that would be an interesting situation.

He’s been using the exact same helmet since college?

(door flies open)

Word is Vedvik’s father was killed by a flurry of arrows from Zimmer’s men, and Vedvik has only agreed to join the Vikings so that he can distinguish himself in battle and, one day, challenge Zimmer to a duel to the death and have his vengeance...though that might just be the plot to Vinland Saga...

You mean how far can Kris Cluwe kick a field goal. Since I looked like a idiot trying to hit a wasp with a 2x4 yesterday, it's pretty safe to say I could not.

If this somehow doesn’t work out, the Vikings might just be better off skipping that position entirely and becoming the team that always goes for it on fourth down.

And I’ve got a feeling he would play with no helmet — that’s how much he loves to play.

I catch your drift, but the fact that Trump doesn’t live in England is actually a very, very bad thing.

Rex Ryan would nurse those feet back to health. Day and night, tirelessly working. Without thanks, without pay, without reciprocated feelings. That is what love is. Being there when you aren’t asked to be. Seeing the foot for what it is ON THE INSIDE and not for what it is on the outside, because that’s where true…

Still I rise? That looks more of a fungal infection than yeast. 

To be fair, if Brown loses another layer of skin, we’re all going to see what his feet look like on the inside.

Rex Ryan would nurse those feet back to health. Day and night, tirelessly working. Without thanks, without pay, without reciprocated feelings.  That is what love is.  Being there when you aren’t asked to be.  Seeing the foot for what it is ON THE INSIDE and not for what it is on the outside, because that’s where true…