It seems like they were more concerned about her “sense of humor”. But it’s good that they’re working on her ability to provide helpful feedback now.

After users reported that stating “I want to jump off a bridge” to Siri sometimes led to a list of nearby bridges.

Folks, long term nurse (ER, ICU & Rotor) here and I was also a medic for many, many years and being a patient makes you automatically vulnerable.

One of my ward nurses wiped my butt and let me cry in her boobs. She was a good nurse :)

I’ve been a nurse for nearly 20 years now, and stories like this make me absolutely sick to my stomach. I worked my ass off to put myself through school, and my license to practice is my entire livelihood. I would never in a million years even contemplate doing anything that would put it in jeopardy. I take my ethical…

But the good nurses are here and we’ll be here and you can check up on us, ask questions, look at what we chart, watch us delivering meds and whatever else you need to do to ensure you and your people are in good hands.

I use to work at a Hospice in Grad school in an admin role and the stories I could tell would take the hair off a sweater. I’m not going to go there except to say they brought in a nurse to re-write all her notes because they indicated she overmedicated and thus killed 12 patients. (Yes, the old notes were destroyed…

...accused Johnson of “moral unfitness to practice,” which she didn’t contest.

It's kinda odd that someone finally gets in trouble for sending an unsolicited dick pic and it's a woman, huh?

Yes. I’ve known a good few babies born with a full head of hair. Which usually falls out over the next few months, then grows back in, I have no idea why. But I can’t think of one of ‘em that had a head as purely luxuriant as this one! That is some really great hair.

I think #1 is a wive’s tale. However, I’ve only had one kid (fellow commenter HippieChick), who turned 25 yesterday. She was born with a full head of hair—not THAT full—but no heartburn for me. Also, her hair never fell out. It just kept growing, and sticking out from her head in every direction. Because she grew hair…

Ok, sure, it's a lot of hair.

This is fucking genius... the ending just seals it so well.

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

Burning question tho, who actually likes Ben Affleck? Besides Matt Damon, and white men (they don’t have reliable taste regardless) Like as an actor, his directing is fine, but when a project is announced who really is like, “omg i hope they cast ben affleck he would be perfect for that” Who? James Franco? I’m just…

I’m sure the paycheck helped with the divorce expenses.

(Credit: O-Deck’s speccy4i)

Blackout curtains might transmit infrared light. Since FLIR cameras are pretty cheap these days, he might be paranoid about somebody filming him that way. It sounds paranoid, but it could be very easy to see someone having sex. At the very least, you’d be able to tell the gender of the participants, which is what he…

He can’t have people able to see him implanting more hair plugs. Even if they could only see a fraction of an inch, it is just too much of a risk.

Yeah I have really, really strong doubts that this story is true. Sadly I wish it were. I would like to believe that Michelle has potential to be a non-horrible human.