Back in my day, we just sulked and listened to emo in a dark room until we got over getting rejected.

WHOMP. There it is.

And yet, somehow, even dogs can fucking learn to understand it.

The Clintons made their entry into politics via courting black southerners...they know how to pander to them.

And it’s not the first dick more by the shitty Mr. Nice Guy. Remember when he picked up that rose and made it look like he was geving it to Olivia before leaving her on the island?

Jojo’s last two rose ceremony dresses have killed it, but I couldn’t get over her weird lingerie looking bikini last night.

Boo. Yeah. I thought for a second she had a legit dark side, but mostly she just acts like a super-rich 12-year-old.

The coming up behind him and covering his eyes was SO awkward to watch. You could see him immediately thinking “Oh God which one is this??”

Last night was definitely a crazy episode. Although I wasn’t a huge fan of Caila, I assumed Jojo would be the next out and LB and Caila would be the two “I love you”s that they teased last week.

Or in a surprise twist, “Chad” from last week’s episode shows up to fight for Jojo’s heart. Ben and Chad get into a fist fight, Chris Harrison has to intervene and break them up. At this point, both Jojo and Lauren leave in disgust. Ben ends up alone. Chad ends up alone. Chris Harrison ends up with the highest ratings…

The producers definitely told Caila, “Hey, wouldn’t it be awesome if you went over and surprised Ben this morning?”

I love you, you love me... now let’s make our love times three!

Personally, I’ve never found Leo hot.

Me too. Every morning I wake up hoping to learn that the pudgy orange slab of shit has finally, mercifully died overnight. If he and his entire disgusting family was completely wiped out right now I’d be grinning from ear to ear.

Lol, “You’re better than this?” Ted Cruz? No. He really,really isn’t. The filthiest, most meth encrusted carnie barker who’s married to an actual pig has more personal integrity than Donald Trump.

I hate this man with the burning fire of a thousand suns

Someone said they found out it was ‘75.

A co-worker who likes to fat shame asked another co-worker who’d recently had an appendectomy if she’d lost any weight. I chimed in with “Hey, I hear chemo is great for weight loss too!”

I’ll bet she has decorative “wall words” all over her house that say “Family”, “Eat” in the kitchen, and so forth.

I mean. She's clearly a deep thinker with lots of fascinating ideas. Just look at this tagline.