Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel) was a liberal Democrat who certainly would not have approved of Cruz’s use of his book.

I don’t think trump really listens to or likes Adele. I think he knows that people universally like Adele (not me but most people.) I’m not sure he *likes* anything but power.

Yeah in previous years there was talk about “Anyone but Bush!” or “Anyone but Obama!”, but this is the first time I’ve ever actually thought “Good fucking god, literally anyone but Trump or Cruz. Pick a goddamn name from the phonebook, I don’t care, anyone but them, they couldn’t possibly be worse.”

I thought Dubya was the worst president of my lifetime, and right now, staring down the barrel of President Trump or President Cruz, I'm actually starting to miss him a little....

What I really find beautiful about statements like that is the unbridled arrogance of them. You don’t get to decide who goes to hell. God does. Show some goddamn humility to the Big Guy you choose to believe in.

If you were forced to choose between him and Trump for president, you’d have to go with Trump, right? Good god, it would have to be Trumo.

It’s like he’s doing a variation of the lines from “The Manchurian Candidate”

There are some fun rumors going around about Marco Rubio living life as an out twink in Miami. He used to be roomates with a dude that produced gay porn.

What an asswipe. Even the most staunchly pro-life people I know would never talk to or about someone that way. Fucking monster.

Provided the rumor is about something consensual, then yes, I agree. I also do not want to know anything about Ted Cruz’s sex life. Just writing “Ted Cruz’s sex life” (twice now) makes me want to hurl.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

That look says, “What hath my loins wrought upon the Earth? Forgive me..."

I was thinking the fact that he had sex in undergrad was the outrageous sex rumor.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

This was DELICIOUS to read, Ellie. Kudos.

I am fascinated with the secret goings-on in the ballet world. I just watched the HBO documentary on the Bolshoi Ballet and it blew my mind all the political backstabbing and sabotage that takes place behind the scenes. I wish there was a ballet cable channel that just showed movies, documentaries, whatever 24/7.

Mariah shut down Disneyland to renew her vows to Nick Cannon so I can only imagine what her actual wedding will be like. I’m sure she’ll spend the equivalent of Norway’s GDP on it tho.

I am honestly super curious how someone can even HAVE 100 pages of alibi documents. My alibi for any given night would be like 2 pages, tops, full of receipts from chipotle and something documenting what I watched on netflix.

“There was no intimacy, nothing..”

Two Corinthians One Trump is the next viral video.