I think the republicans have assembled probably the most punchable field ever

Yeah, that's getting molded into a sex toy for Log Cabin Republicans.

This is a bit like a snowstorm in May. Over the holidays, I had lulled myself into a false sense of security, and forgotten that the Grumpy Oldguy Party was planning something like 666 debates with all 66 candidates, AND that we had only endured the first eighteen before the New Year.

Yeah, but when are they going to start talking about Rubio’s affair with that lobbyist? I have my rum and coke ready!

This should really be hidden and tagged NSFW, guys.

Please. Who here hasn’t terrorized someone with a sword while dressed as the Yellow Power Ranger?

Ok so he may not diddle them himself. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they’re exposed to grown ups fucking, and sex in general, at way too young an age. And if that sounds like I’m judging him, it’s only because I’m judging him. He’s a nasty assed predatory skeevy as fuck opportunistic manipulative fucking scumbag…

I think someone (maybe you? prob not me.) needs to step up in the world and teach the distinction between funny/edgy vs. crass/offensive/just plain gross. Like, freedom of speech, speak your mind, make your gramma blush. You can do all that without being vulgar.

Yeah! I’m trying to be understanding and look at it from his partner’s perspective, and I’m trying to do so under the assumption that she enjoys this aesthetic and it was her choice too etc. etc......but I am having a fucking hard time. I want so badly to believe that this was a joint collaboration and she is super…

That’s something?

There’s something a little off about Ben. He’s sweet as pie (I even told my husband Ben was too sweet) but . . . I feel like he’s kind of dorky, probably leads a rather boring life, and is a bit insecure. It’s a bit overwhelming to me that so many of the women are calling him the perfect man. Cute? Sure. Sweet? Yep.…

i thought the “sniff test” scene was too much and then i got to rosanna-danna and it broke me.

Are they smarter? I saw part of the show last night. Several of them didn’t know where Indiana was.

YES. I was dying over that last night!

Katy: Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s wife?

I’m too distracted by her “Bump-It”

“Do you poop?”

It’s his total inability to have facial hair without accessing some kind of rare level of physical repulsion that no scientists can explain. He’s mere particles away from going full Phil Spector.

If I squint, he can double as 80's George Michael.

I’m reminded of how pissed off I get when I realize my husband is much better looking now than when we married whereas I’m just waiting for things to hit the floor.