Redheads are just a different kind of white person, the kind that maybe can’t go to the beach as much and got asked about their pubes a lot in middle school.

I always wondered this... even as a kid. Your movie is set in Egypt, or other places in the Middle East, in Asia, etc... why is the main guy white even though they’re “from” there?

Yep. Why is white skin treated as the default? Even for Egyptian gods.

Well the first step is to support more diversity for writers who aren’t white to right about characters who aren’t white.

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Be fair, I’m pretty sure those are aftermarket?

It’s all about gravitas. We is srs news ntwrk, youguise.

And, in the morning, they will leave a note on your bedside table that says, “Your awesome.”

The weird thing is people that pretty are so used to getting treated special that if you ignore it, often they’ll be sort of attracted to you and want to know what you’re about. Like, “how come my freeze ray doesn’t work on this plain looking chick?” and then they try harder because they’re confused.

You are supposed to click on hashtags!? I'm stuck on the mom level of the Internet.

Yes. When someone is so beautiful it becomes pointless. Like what could I possibly do with this? Same feeling I get when a desert is too cute/pretty. Can't eat it. Maybe that isn't the same thing. I'm stoned

I think some people reach such a level of handsomeness that they go all the way back around into undesirable.

Yeah- the worst pieces of shit I’ve seen about fat-shaming have always struggled with weight/attractiveness issues themselves, and they’re usually insulting someone more attractive than them (which makes them mad, because even someone “flawed” is more attractive and confident and happy than they are!).

What is it about us that makes people so mad?

I’m a cop, I’ve dealt with my fair share of domestic disputes. I don’t think this at all. From what I’ve seen, for a woman to call 911 and report something, I know more often than not it already took her a lot to even report anything. For a first time domestic dispute my question is always, “How long as this been…

I have an abusive sibling that I stay the hell away from as an adult. A few christmases ago I made an innocent enough comment that set him off and he made a move in front of everyone to punch me. All I heard the rest of the day was, why do I have to set him off and why do I ruin holidays for everyone, etc. The sad…

Oh good, I was starting to worry that I’d have to make it through the day without reading something horrible.

In today’s culture (leaning hard on my cane) the stranger, kinkier, most flagrantly outrageous stuff is vying for our hate-enjoyment. And not in a cool/what-the-hell David Bowie way.

Or, if she tried just a little bit harder, she’d burst into flames and we would finally be rid of her

Our annual Christmas Eve family holiday Hell was canceled this morning due to illness on one branch and I’m beyond thrilled. I feel bad they’re sick, but now my immediate family is just going to order pizza, drink beer, open a few gifts and chill. Every year I hope it will get canceled, and finally my wish has been…