(1) OK.......eeeewwwww!, & (2) I guess that 2017 is going to set a record for the media needing to use the word “alleged” to describe things that involve public figures.

Things I have learned today: (1) her last name isn’t spelled “Karran” (not sure why I was so sure about that erroneous spelling but I would have lost a significant bet over it), & (2) apparently she’s a bro (what the fuck is up with that?).

I have no idea who Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are. Surely Google knows who they are and I’m comfortable leaving it that way.

So my takeaway from your informative article here is that Glenn Danzig is actually still alive. You didn’t state that explicitly but you kinda implied it. Then I had to Google how tall he was (is?) which turns out to be 5'3" - that’s always kinda freaked me out.

I don’t want to police who other people have sex with but I would like to ask: (1) have you done worse? (his bro mentality and off-putting voice aside, I’m just saying it’s possible to do worse), & (2) would you consider having sex with him if that meant that you got the chance to tell his dumb-ass to shoot his…

His middle name is “Ron.”

“...his company had already been given $12 million in investments from anonymous backers...”

So the whole Aaron Rodgers gay thing is dead now? Things change so fast and I get confused easily. Help me out here.

Bill “Felicia” O’Reilly.

“Beautiful Movie Stars Consider Taking My Penis Into Their Mouths.”

I was wrong: I can actually hate them more.

But the hot son is the one that looks like her, right? The other son is the one that has that kid or kids with that respectable woman who wears respectable clothes and who wears respectable hats, right? But the hot son is the one that drove helicopters in the war and that people want to fuck, right? I’m sure Prince…

RE: “You think that is a big dog – take a look at this!”

Correct me if I’m wrong here but I think the dude up there looks taller and cuter than Daniel Craig. Craig has a better body but he only murders people in the movies.

Yes. With lube or without.

Definitely hard. Probably won’t pass.

Betsy: Thank you for putting the “count” in “country”!