RE: “A graduate of Harvard Law in the same class as former President and man I miss dearly Barack Obama, Gorsuch also holds a Ph.D. from Oxford, and his credentials make him one of the most qualified people Trump has picked for his administration thus far.”

A couple of things here: (1) if someone goes to the trouble of binding and gagging you, and it’s not something consensual, then I’m pretty sure that if they shoot you it’s not going to be in the back... probably in the head, & (2) not to make too big of a deal about this detail, but I’d be willing to wager that they…

You are missing an important category in your survey: “I probably have had sex with someone who looks like ‘The Naked Cowboy’ at some point and might very well have already had sex with the actual ‘The Naked Cowboy’ but didn’t realize who he was at the time or it would have been a FUCK NO!”

One of her tweets above was confusing because I have never herd anyone call Trevor Noah a douche or a jerk - some people think he isn’t funny - and I hear too many unfair comparisons with Jon Stewart. And aside from the right-wing nut-jobs I know, I have ONLY heard Tomi Lahren referred to as a bitch or a cunt.

Thank you! That is so good that now I hate you.

#ChristianHighSchool

I don’t see how anybody wins anything from this. And I’m OK with that. Plus, I’m sure his wife and father are proud. What a bunch of irredeemably horrible people!

#WaxenAF

I hate it when I #AccidentallyDischarge.

Can anyone clarify for me why this is still being called female genital mutilation surgery and not just female genital mutilation (in this case, I’d actually call it murder.....am I missing something here?)?

It’s a piss-poor business model!

Can someone explain why he would have “thousands of images and videos depicting child pornography” (one link mentioned “hundreds” - not that the factor of 10 reduction makes it any better) but only be charged for a few photos or videos (in this case: one photo and three videos)? For such a universally loathed crime, I…

Staged or real, either HuffPo watched the garbage they linked to or they didn’t. Seems like HuffPo was complicit in the glorification of the violence either way.

“...as natural and authentic as the pair of tits I plan on buying at 40...”

“In response to the apology, Whole Foods has dropped their $100,000 countersuit against Brown.”

Kinda hard to figure out how ESPN decides when someone has gone too far.

I think I’ll just continue disliking both of them. Not sure why everybody is turning this into a #TeamEdward vs. #TeamJacob moment.

They are an unorthodoxly cute couple. It's weird to see a celebrity couple who seem to actually adore each other.

Again, this is South Carolina. Perhaps he doesn't actually know what she looks or sounds like when she's having sex she's into if his only experience with that has been with her having sex with him.