[Dawes joke]

Settle down, Beavis.

You’ll interact with these brands, and you’ll like it!!

“Nevertheless, like their lizard-brain humor, there is an attractively zen purity to Beavis and Butt-head’s self-complacence and binary worldview, where stuff is either cool or it sucks, and such judgments are made instinctually.”

A+ for vitriol and truth but in the spirit of Beavis and Butthead, it should tone down the bitter rage and increase the dry contempt.

The last time I saw someone that young playing a doctor on TV she got scratched at a boat party and turned into an medical examiner/detective zombie.

Well just who is supposed to help me with my math and gambling?! I keep trying, but my stupid emotions always get in the way!

Wait, you can help with my gambling? Wanna go to Vegas???

Dr. Relationship Establisher, MD. I’d like you to meet Nurse Exposition. She’ll be overseeing the Lampshade Ward.

That sounds way more like Data getting an emotion chip than helping someone with mild autism.

Doogie House, M.D.

I constantly call myself a gamer aloud at parties to be cool and then only reference things from the Super Mario Brothers movie.

“Back then, we called Donkey Kong ‘Professor Bananas,’ and he didn’t throw barrels, he threw disobedient Irishmen! Most of the videy games cost one horsepenny and were eight seconds long! All of them were about a man trying to marry a potato, which was the style at the time.”

He’s only pretending to like games!!! Get ‘im, boys!!!

And if I don’t, will it send me angry text messages ranting about having friendzoned a Nice Game™?

“They used to call me Gamey McGame!”

And most unexpected use of enjambment in a Kinja comment.

That was one strange and exhilarating ride.

I think we have a new contender for “strangest fact”

wut