Look at O’Neal, trying to lure us back with great content.

Hurricanes don’t stop real film-fanatics. They’d get to theaters anyway they could, canoes, wading, swimming.

We actually went to our local second run theater and saw Captain Underpants with the kids. It was a rainy day in the Chicago burbs so the theater was packed.

Will even fewer moviegoers spend their dwindling summer hours at the multiplex?

“I’M CHEROKEE JACK!”

I’ve never seen the movie, but in the Great Owl clip above, I kept expecting Mr. Ages to break into “Night Train To Mundo Fine.”

SOMETIMES, PEOPLE CALL ME SCARY. AND I ASK THEM, “HAVE YOU SEEN TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE?” THEY ALWAYS SAY NO, BECAUSE NO ONE WHO HAS SEEN THAT WOULD THINK I AM SCARY.

Destro found the gun during the next showing.

I grew up in Buffalo, and I used to take a small plane to go back there from New York to visit family a few times a year. One of those deals where a regional airline gets to slap the American Airlines logo on their propellor plane, and the delays at the airport are twice as long than the actual flight.

Are we still doing phrasing?

Waluigi Pinball. But I just love pinball. And Waluigi.

Don’t they have a shot for that?

YOU ALL STILL HAVE CRONENBERG!

There’s nothing better than that moment on Mario Circuit 2, in the original Super Mario Kart, when you discover a well-timed shell on the jump will kill a computer opponent’s speed boost and condemn it to driving into the wall forever.

My Dad took me to see the Invaders from Mars remake at the cinema when I was a kid. He told me not to bring my brand new Cobra Commander action figure with the tiny little gun that sticks on his back because I would lose the tiny little gun that sticks on his back. Did I lose Cobra Commander’s tiny little gun that…

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His next project is a Men Without Hats biopic.

I love how the first thing you unlock in Saint’s Row 4 is the ability to run faster than any car. “Oh,did you think this was like Grand Theft Auto? Nope, now it’s like Prototype/Infamous. Surprise!”

Let’s see...