I assume it’ll be along the lines of The Last Temptation of Christ, where they’re tempted with visions of what it would be like to have hats, depicted in a lovingly shot fantasy sequence.

Are all of this guy’s movies about men wearing hats?

Saints Row strikes me as a good example of substantial change over time. It started out as a pretty standard GTA clone with a street-culture angle, but entry by entry figured out its key appeal: where GTA got more and more self-serious, Saints Row could stand out by being sillier and sillier, in the process making…

Yay! We’re still here, and we’re still loquacious smartasses!

Space blessings upon the anniversary of your expulsion from the womb!

DON’T DATE ROBOTS!

This Week Iiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn Spaaaaaaaaace!: Someway, somehow, I finished the first game in the Crash Bandicoot remastered trilogy. It looked like there might be some interesting endgame business, but it all seemed to boil down to “do it again, but faster and perfect.” Ain’t got time for that. I’m hoping the sequels…

Shepard Dax was the worst character on Deep Space Nine.

Welcome to the Gameological Society. We're a genteel bunch.

Why not, they already come out on Twitter.

Hell, I still have to explain to people what a graphic novel is and why it isn't just a fancy word for "comic book." (You're not helping, bookstores!)

Disney Adventures was a lot of fun before it became entirely a promotional arm for Disney. They serialized the first volume of Bone!

Hell, if you listen to some commenters on here, the shadowy hand of Saban is behind everything from the Newswire redesign to the choice of font. Will his reign of terror never end?

It gives a whole new meaning to pleading one's belly.

Yes, but none of this explains the Best Actor win by the legendary Harold Zoid.

I knew Chris Pratt was behind this somehow!

Supreme Keyboard Overlord? Oh great, another incoming oppressive regime.

I try not to tease about typos too much, but hee hee, "Normal Lear." TV legend, or unexpectedly boring Shakespeare play?

Thanks for the tip, but I think I just don't enjoy bluffing at its core. I never got much into poker either.

I just heard that Santa has been stealing from the till!