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Having roared through all the episodes until 3:30AM last night/this morning (it never really feels right calling it the morning when you haven’t slept yet), I look forward to reading the rest of the reviews. God, this show.

Ummm ... the answer is 42.

+1 “so much for the tolerant left”

Never, ever trust anyone who says they have all the answers.

I think Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson have probably converted more people to atheism than Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens could have ever dreamed of.

“There’s always a reason.”

I wonder if Limbaugh’s misinforming the public over mass media about the threat of an incoming hurricane actually counts as illegal dangerous speech, the reverse of shouting fire in a crowded theater... shouting not a fire in a burning theater.

The biggest thing to push me towards agnosticism has been the hypocrisy of the supposed faithful. The second biggest thing is Michael J Fox getting Parkinson’s while this turd still walks around, able to pour grape juice without worrying about his carpets and spew shit like this. No fucking justice.

There is a difference between climate and weather. How do you people not get this?

I unfriended my super right-wing Christian-homeschooling sister this work as a birthday gift to myself. It was a display of my power and my pettiness. Just like God and hurricanes.

Joel Osteen has homes in both Texas and Florida. Clearly it is a message from God.

Hearing his name always brings to mind the old joke...

It’s a Category √-1!

They said fistfuls of oxycontin would kill him, but he proved that’s a liberal scam too!

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Wait... so let me get this straight... the guy who used to say that drug users were destroying America then turned out to be abusing pharmaceuticals (To the point he was committing fraud to get multiple prescriptions) is a hypocrite?

“THIS TOWN AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO BLOW-HARDS!”

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When danger raised its ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled.

“You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic.”

Alex Jones tweeted the storm was a ‘category six’ (there’s no such thing as a category six hurricane). The right wing’s in trouble if they can’t coordinate their disinformation campaigns.