Get rid of the helmets, and they'll start using proper tackling techniques, a la rugby.

Yeah, they really need to ban headers in youth leagues.

Delevingne in particular makes Jai Courtney come off like 1980s Robert Deniro.

Or, he's finished it but he's waiting for the TV series to wrap before publishing it.

Bismillah! No, we will not let y—

That's never stopped me.

Carbonated, or on nitro?

Well, without Hitler, WWII never would have happened, and then the Soviet Union would (probably) never have invaded/occupied/de-facto annexed the rest of Eastern Europe. And then there probably wouldn't be much of a difference between Eastern and Western Europe aside from the different language families.

Speak Gondorian or go back to Rivendell!

I actually wouldn't be too surprised by that.

OJ: "Uh—er—whaaa?…. Down with Liberals?"

A wise guy, eh?

Or even just the actual history of Reconstruction, which most people don't really know all that well.

If he goes to the Lakers next year (as many people suspect he will), and if Lonzo Ball turns out to be as good as advertised, they will be a very dangerous team.

I love Bojack, and I very much look forward to the new episodes. But I feel absolutely no desire to go back and rewatch what's already out. That's too much, man.

"Oh yeah, eh"

I had a similar experience coming back to the States after a month in Germany. It's a real shock.

I had a glass of proper mezcal for the first time this past weekend. I don't remember which bottle it was. I paid through the nose for it, but it was completely worth it. It was almost overpoweringly smoky, and I loved it.

Not to mention the bear repellent.

As long as he takes the Trans Am.