There are many levels of pieces of shit.

…. yeah

Look at banner!

Boring?! No one who drinks as much as we do can be boring.

"All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to Business School."

It's also barring them from what is pretty much the same as a public forum.

Yeah, wake me up when they start rowing a long-boat into the end zone.

[Considers own browsing habits]

They invented poutine! That alone is sufficient.

Celine Dion has an incredible voice, but her music is terrible. Being unrepentantly Quebecoise is the only thing that tips her more towards being "cool", but that's not much.

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple colonists. These are people of the land. The common clay of the final Frontier. You know… morons.

Maybe that nice young man who shovels my driveway can explain it.

The new captain is a — [BONG]

What even are internets?!

Most good lawyers can see a client who's going to not pay his bills from miles away.

Isn't the whole pretext of Trump's value that we're supposed to have a less contentious relationship with Russia? What good is Trump if his craven corruption doesn't even provide any benefit?

So much for the reasonable Right.

I have a theory that the state of the investigation is inversely reflected by how shit Trump's legal team is. As he gets into deeper trouble, he'll have trouble finding quality attorneys to represent him, because no one will want to defend him. That will probably be reversed if he actually ever gets impeached or…

Surely they could have saved more good, decent people if they had lashed the Irish altogether to make a giant raft!

It's because his mustache was lousy! You'd twirl yours, too, if you were that itchy.