Nice! I cook quite a lot, but I've never set aside the time to properly learn to do that, so kudos!

Lando Calrissian, that smooth motherfucker.

Wow, I'd never heard of such a thing. So many new potential mocktails!

Mrs. Noodly Appendage and I had a nice weekend with some old friends of ours who came from out of town to visit us. We like to booze.

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And continue to fuck David Cameron for his short-sightedness.

Get some new friends, friendo.

Reince Priebus has been casually discussing the possibility of amending the Constitution to weaken the First Amendment because they don't like negative press coverage. Never mind that the President has no power to amend the Constitution.

Along with a shit load of other suburban losers.

He should consider shutting the fuck up

[pulls out pistol]

Please, be mare of a buzzkill.

Look at this stud with his Scots pun.

That's lame.

I would probably be more like that, but I'm kind of just relieved at how uniformly incompetent their whole operation is.

I can't believe he hasn't quit already. He clearly hates his job.

Remember when David Cameron was supposed to be the Tories' version of Barack Obama?

Also, Republicans can't even pass legislation in the House of Representatives, where they have an undisputed majority and no filibuster to worry about.

Why do people always blame the strikers for the strike? It's on the adversarial party at least as much as the striking party.

You would.