Unfortunate, as they're delicious in certain circumstances.

I don't know. I can't see her doing Minnesota Nice.

"poor cousin Matthew"

I could get on board with a new Disney Animation version of the Great Mouse Detective.

Single frame added into a scene with just two words on the screen:

Instead of using state of the art computer effects to put Tom Hanks in the same shot with JFK, they'll use mediocre computer effects to sloppily interpose another actor as Hanks with JFK.

Hear, hear.

Yeah, that was a pretty fine little nugget of FUBAR

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Or shame.

Tory windbag. He would say something like that.

I hope you like Sysco!

Haven't you heard that the flag-keeping rules were amended? Taint sweat is mandatory.

Some, I assume, are good people.

That's actually exactly who my father's family are. I guess I never really thought about it like that.

L…literally?

I'm sure it just confirms for him the tyranny of civilization. He's basically the "HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!" guy from Holy Grail.

May sauce be upon you, my child.

Relish is also pretty gross.

I'd like some tomato-flavored vinegar to pour over my vaguely meat-flavored brick.