[pushes glasses up nose]

The ideal food for sportsball-watching is obviously pizza. Why bother with anything else? Wings are great too, but messy.

Mutual, I'm sure!

Brandy shouldn't work for an Old Fashioned, but it does, and beautifully at that.

Excuse me, but only a relatively limited plurality of Wisconsinites can be blamed for those small, pathetic fractions of men.

Damn, for a moment I thought it would be an Elder Scrolls movie about the Dark Brotherhood. That's disappointing.

What, you've never had that feeling after you had a good push?

Non-pure-breds?

Let's just say "Milwaukee's Best" is a tragic misnomer.

Hugo Boss? Too gay.

Damn Protestant lagers.

That was Rodolphus Lestrange, which is even kinkier.

Having her destroy a large, expensive trailer in the second film was actually a passive aggressive comment on her behavior during the shooting of the first film.

Honestly, I'd rather have him direct in it and not star in it than the other way around. He was okay in BvS. But he's a genuinely talented director, and I'd love to see his vision for the movie.

That would be fucking amazing.

I love TV dreams. I'll binge a show I like all day (this is only possible during a weekend or if I happen to have a day off), and then when I go to sleep that night, I inevitably dream about being in the show.

I thought that was the porn parody.

When the Levy breaks, McCown, you got to move.

I love DS9, but they totally Britta'd his character at the end.

Trump wishes he was 1/8 as suave as Gul Dukat. Or, he would, if he knew who that was.