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Come on, it wasn't that bad.

Maybe fortified wine is common for communion. Vin Santo was historically used for communion in Italy.

"I bet he's a woman, that bloke. No, you think it's the future, but it's actually set in the past. It's not Earth. It's all a dream."

It might also just be the framing.

Or perhaps Willem Dafoe.

[knocks over your vase]

I've done Thomas Keller's method, and I agree it's among the best I've had. I find the same principle applies to steak as well. Pat the steak dry, apply liberal salt, and cook on high heat. You don't want to add other spices or herb before you cook it, because they will burn in the heat.

Our great national nightmare is now over.

Who said someone else wasn't tasting it?

Those little fingers must get chilly.

Not to mention Oldboy.

I've never thought that, but it's an interesting take. I'm not sure how it squares with his fundamental decency.

Ketchup is disgusting, and best never consumed.

I like to make my own relish from apple, onion, and sriracha.

Kramarczuk’s in Minneapolis has pretty great natural casing hot dogs.

Two things?

Maybe his family all suck. There's nothing wrong with distancing yourself from shitty family.

…. maybe?

And much better speaking skills.

Red Card!