"instead of the soup in a bread bowl that it really is"

There was a huge line outside my IMAX screening. But we're used to cold weather in Minnesota.

I walked out of the theater sad because everyone died, but ultimately satisfied. This how a prequel should be done. But I thought the movie could have used another 5-10 minutes of run time to get to know the characters. Also, the first 10 minutes of the movie felt very rushed. This was very good, but it would have…

FALLON: Balls. [uncontrolled giggles]

Special. Hell.

It's got to get it's last licks in before the decision.

Tweet into the void. It'll probably get back to him eventually.

As if Trump would ever actually eat anything with his name on it.

I actually kinda gagged when I read that.

As we all know, no regular people live in any cities. City dwellers are infamous for their irregular bowel movements.

Sam Adams was real pissy.

Unlike Trump, Nixon was actually a pretty sharp, intelligent man. This will likely be worse.

I'm tempted to run a search, but I'm afraid what I would find.

When Christmas was just Christmas, because culture socially repressed non-Christians.

Fox News is probably a little too liberal for most of Trump's supporters.

Russia… bears….

More like an idealized fiction of the past.

So, just like the Wyler Ben Hur.

I think the original used a lot of models and practical effects to compliment the CGI.

BvS is more like Bobby Jindal.