When they outlaw anti-freeze, only outlaws will have anti-freeze.

Agreed. A few restaurants around here serve Clock Shadow Cheese Curds, which is a creamery in Wisconsin, and they’re just barely batter dipped, so delicious.

This is a good idea, and here is why.

Heavily vegetable-topped pizzas can have a lot of water on top if they are prepared incorrectly; and cutting said pizza will lead to a box so soggy that the pizza falls through it onto my shoes which WERE flyknit Nikes and now I have hot pizza water BURNING MY FEET and that’s how…

We are at war with Eastasia.  We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Oh c'mon White Clawdge was right there. 

Speaking of cookbooks and recipes. Has anyone noticed that you can’t just pull up a recipe anymore. There is always a 3 page long backstory before you get to the recipe.

Refrigerator bear goes for the purple stuff.

I hear Enes Kanter is a free agent

The time it takes to get Global Entry has become a bit longer as the Customs agents are all being reassigned to the border.  Just a heads up if you plan to travel anytime soon.

Classic...they’re the right color and everything...

Looks like Trump2020 has a new slogan!

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Dude, you’re forgetting a Dell!

Now I too “can’t get it out of my mind”

+1 “Poison” reference

I like to think that’s because he’s still fine tuning the comparisons of the Irving/Rozier relationship to the Bell Biv Devoe catalog.

“Sometimes it’s clear he’s trying to push guys over the edge, but that’s just because he wants them to give an out of this world performance.”

Zero sympathy for a pair of professional flop merchant crybabies who play the basketball equivalent of Let Me Speak To Your Manager and apparently have never heard of the boy who cried wolf. Let them lose in 4.

It’ll be even more confusing when they release the sequel, Deux Ex Machina.

It seems that Iceland has jumped the fermented shark