It took me 5 months to get approved for Global Entry after applying in January. Full disclosure: the government was shut down at the time, so it may not have been the wisest time to apply. Still seems like a long-ass wait though.

I was really hoping this would be about the troglodytes who stand around the general area of the boarding line before their group number is called, and then nobody know where the hell the line actually ends.

Those Amazon Basics AA rechargables are coming up as $14.99 in the cart, FYI

Those Amazon Basics AA rechargables are coming up as $14.99 in the cart, FYI

Seriously considered that Nathan Fielder might be doing commentary for downhill skiing until they showed Bode’s stupid face.

So you moved from Wyoming earlier today?

I’ve selected the Ringke Smoke Black Pixel case that is not fulfilled by Amazon, but the I receive the following error when applying the code:

I’ve selected the Ringke Smoke Black Pixel case that is not fulfilled by Amazon, but the I receive the following…

It seems that Iceland has jumped the fermented shark

More like Vroom-ba, amirite?!