I’ve played them all excluding V, but I think Vice City should rank higher based on soundtrack alone.

And you want to be my latex salesman.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

i’m exaggerating a bit but, for me, that ‘process’ looked a bit like this!

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

“We will get you out 75% of the time if you’re GOOD. We will jump and scream on the mound and stomp back to the dugout if we ring you up in a key situation, or whenever we want, really. But, if you are happy about one of the best moments of your life, we will throw a ball at potentially fatal speeds at your head,…

Two important ones missing:

I pooped you five times! Why don’t you answer my poops?!?

Yan can look.

The answer as always is Dragnipur.

Fuck cancer.

Fuck cancer.

This is still one of the best car movies ever made, in my estimation.

“Years later, David Geithner’s children would look back on the day that ruined their family forever and remark that it wasn’t a total loss - ‘a bunch of awful people realized the value of friendship, at least.’ ”

He’d have a lot less trouble if he’d quit hitting from the wrong side of the ball.