I live for this:

Having kids that struggle to eat a full chicken breast, I’ve started butterflying mine. Same result, less effort, cooks way way faster, and evens out thickness rather than making it uniform. You can still whack the boob if you need absolute uniform thickness.

Hardest part was trying not to laugh out loud and wake my kids.

The highlight of my PUGB adventures (so far):

Does everyone forget Dave Winfield?

Raptors were cool and trendy, so let’s name our most advanced warplane after it. Why the fuck not?

You are wrong. Malkin’s second goal is clear the best.

Mine turned 10 in August of this year. I have it in Rallye Red and despite it being wrong wheel drive, I still love it. Getting close to 200k kms on the odo now, and I hope nothing major will need work for the next few years until I can afford a replacement.

Pilot V5 RT - Liquid Ink Rollerball - Black - Fine Tip

Pilot V5 RT - Liquid Ink Rollerball - Black - Fine Tip

The real question(s):

Ralph Lister reading Malazan books. Here is the first:

YASSSSSSSS

RIP Tom Cheek. Such an amazing voice. I still get goosebumps anytime I watch/hear that homerun. Though the best part is that he knows to stfu and let us experience the team and crowd noise once Joe touches home.

After a man ejaculates, his penis goes limp.

I honestly can’t remember the last time a team iced three forwards of that ability

I love the dogs and cats thumbnails on my category pages...

Ummm... no one has said Juke yet? Really? I love this ugly duckling...

You might even say that save was ..... Mraculous

What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

I came here to say this. One thumb gesture typing is the game changer.