Should've picked a better horcrux than the Undertaker's streak.

Considering that being both a reddit user and a fan of Lord of The Rings are two strikes against him, it looks like this kid is working with a full count.

There you go, different tastes. Memories of Ice (the third Malazan Book of the Fallen) is one of my favourite fantasy books ever. Yeah, there are sappers and thieves and soldiers and barbarians and witches and gods and demigods - there are new characters introduced with almost every book. That can be frustrating in…

I'll second Steven Erickson's Malazan series - there are ten books and they are all wonderful. Big, meaty, high fantasy stuff with unforgettable characters and better writing than Martin (to my mind anyway - they're far less wooly).

In terms of modern fantasy: the Malazan series; the First Law trilogy

This is a contradiction. If you use Pam spray, you are already dead.

There is only one Queen.